ha ha ha
Darby’s parents are visiting, so her mom was sitting with us as it was almost Lyric’s bedtime. Lyric told Darby that she was ready to go to bed now, but since Darby was finishing writing an email, Darby said, “Actually, wait a sec.”
Lyric was all too happy to not go to bed yet, so she said, naturally….
“Oh, you can have all the secs you want. I’ll wait over here.”
Now see, the thing is… the plural of “sec” which is short for second, sounds exactly like another word. And hearing Lyric tell Darby that she could “have all the secs she wanted” had a profoundly shocking affect on Darby’s mom, myself and Darby. We all, to put it bluntly, fell out of our chairs and nearly fainted.
Lyric, smart girl that she is, started laughing immediately, realizing what we thought she had said. “Secs! Like more than one sec! You said, “Give me a sec!” And we all had a great laugh.
Really really funny.
How kinds of Lyric to allow her mom to have all of THAT she wants!!!
Sounds like she takes after you..here are the few that I remember:
* Darby you have to do something about that honking chest of yours
* I’ll cover you, in my dreams
Hmm..I know there are others.
how about when jase screamed across the grocery store to Darby: “You get the chocolate syrup and I’ll get the CONDUMS!!!!”
and that wasn’t even a faux pas–but I don’t think he meant to yell it, at least.
Hahahaha you guys crack me up! Glad Lyric could be in on it and not just have a room full of people laughing at her
Oh my, too funny!
Now that is comedy …need to put that one in your notebook and get it off here before someone borrows it.
HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!!! That is amazing!
Jessica, you forgot the other thing that Jase was looking for in the grocery store. VIDEOTAPES!!!! That story cracks me up every time.
oh yeah–videotapes makes it even better!!!!
There may have been motor oil, too.
Heidi, wasn’t it you that said your husband was anal about cleaning? Jason, thinking of how messy our house tends to get and how nice it would be for someone to be uptight about it, said (in front of all kinds of co-workers in a meeting), “You should send him over to our house… Darby and I could sure use a little anal.”
EWWWWW!
and
hahahahahahahaha!